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DAT CAT IS NINJA!
Anonymous

Let’s lose the parenthesis this time.  Nope, he is most definitely NOT ninja.  Ninjas cannot be found.  Floof is so big that you can hear him walking around the apartment.  He snores.  He gives his position away by meowing or bumping into things.

He tried learning to be stealthy…

… but he gave up because the controls weren’t intended for feline use.  Of course, whenever I’d try to play more than five minutes at a time, he’d do everything in his power to remove me from the PC.